Merry Xmas!

May your family be functional and all your batteries be included this Christmas!

Wishing you more joy than Santa on an unlimited cookie spree. Merry Christmas!

May your Christmas tree be like your math skills—perfectly straight and never leaning!

May your relatives be as pleasant as your WiFi password this Christmas!

Wishing you a Christmas season so bright, you'll need sunglasses!

May your Christmas be like a Hallmark movie, full of love, surprises, and occasional cheesy moments!

Hoping your Christmas is as lit as your neighbor's house!

May your Christmas cookies be as delicious as you pretended they were when you regifted them!

Wishing you a holiday season so fun that it becomes a trending hashtag! #BestChristmasEver